Beyonce Twin Name Predictions

Mia Habib, Reporter

As 2017 has gone on, bad news has been coming up pretty often. Luckily, among the darkness, there is light! Beyoncé, as we are all aware, is having twins, who will join older sister Blue Ivy Carter in the summer.


These are our predictions for the front-runner names, based on suggestions from the Interwebs:


  • Beydoce and Beytrece (get it? Because of Beyonce?)
  • Red and white, for the most patriotic trio of children in America.
  • Purple Vine and Orange Branch, for sibling unity.
  • Kelly and Michelle, as an homage to Destiny’s Child members Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams
  • Barack and Michelle, and we shouldn’t have to tell you who these people are.